This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with offers for useless products. How can I filter all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete fucking spam my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Texts
You think you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.